Rheumatoid Arthritis Guy is pleased to present Flare.

Have you ever found yourself in the middle of yet another flare and thought to yourself “How can I possibly have any fun?”

Now you have the answer.

Play Flare!

This game will bring countless hours of fun and excitement.

Play in the morning! Play at night! Play with friends! Play alone!

Flare Card

Number of Players
1 person, minimum.

Instructions
Check your body joint by joint. For every joint that is inflamed or in pain, place a marker on the corresponding square on the Flare card.

How to Win
Mark five squares in a row (horizontal, vertical, or diagonal) and you win. Don’t forget to shout out “Flare!”

Blackout Rules
All squares must be marked in order to win at Blackout. Please note: Playing blackout is not recommended for beginners.

Disclaimer
Rheumatoid Arthritis Guy assumes no responsibility for any damages that might be caused by playing Flare. I can imagine it already. “Come on left elbow…left elbow…left elbow. I NEED my left elbow to hurt in order to Flare! Lucky left elbow, please don’t fail me now!”

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Stay tuned…for the next adventure of Rheumatoid Arthritis Guy!

22 Comments on “B-I-N-G-O”

  1. I had multiple Flares! when I woke up this morning…how about you?

  2. Millicent

    Your creativity never ceases to amaze me!!!

  3. Jules

    This gave me a real giggle this morning. Though I am not looking forward to being “able” to play- I will definately think of this during my next flare. LOL

  4. FLARE! I win! Now what is my prize? Oh..a new funny looking fork and spoon to use because I can’t hold regular ones. How nice. I also win the big prize of meeting a new friend, RA Guy.

  5. LOL!!!! I will have to remember that the next time I have a flare.

  6. Mikel

    Printed out and ready to go.

  7. ha! that’s great. love your sense of humor.

  8. Txnana

    Totally awesome! Very creative! Printing out copies to take to my rheumy….he will love it! Thank you, RA Guy. I read your blog everyday. :)

  9. What are the prizes for winning?

  10. Hmmm…I hadn’t thought about prizes. I didn’t think there were going to be so many winners!

    I do like Linda’s suggestion about funny looking utensils. Only yesterday was I using my extra-wide grip soon, as I struggled to cut through the Jell-O!

  11. Laurie

    BINGO!!! That’s what I have been playing since yesterday morning, and I didn’t even know it! We are supposed to have storms the next 3 days.
    Next game of BINGO will be the letter X, the prize is a virtual hug….let’s play!

  12. ROFLMAO!!!!! This is hilarious. Way to go RA Guy!

  13. Hilarious! You have such a great attitude!

  14. How do you come up with this stuff?? :)

  15. Kami

    Sometimes I am an unwilling participant in this game!

  16. That is HILARIOUS! Absolutely love it! Keep ‘em coming RA Guy!

  17. Oh thank you!!! I needed a laugh and just spotted the link to this on your homepage. Brilliant!

  18. SmithW

    Just found you RA Guy, and you have made my year. Soooo funny.

  19. Good game RA Guy!

  20. ROTFLOL!! I love it! *Almost* makes me look forward to my next flare so I can play. Oh! Gee! I think I’ve echoed most of the people here!

    Will share with my, rheumy-doc, too, like Txnana.

  21. Nanciann

    OK-What if I “think” I might have this…how and where do I go to get the correct diagnosis fast?

  22. Dawn

    OMG….for the first time I have laughed about having RA this game is a knee slapper! (ouch my knee hurts) LOL

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